Internet List: My Top 10 Favorite Movies

Seriously, here are my ten favorite films...

1. All Walter Hill films, except a couple of them. And maybe except a couple I haven't seen.
2. The Robert Altman films people talk about, except for Nashville, which I haven't seen.
3. Buster Keaton. I see clips from all the time and find his work is remarkable.
4. Leonard Part 6. Hahaha, I know. Seriously though, this is an awesome movie.
5. Fuck Star Wars. I'm all about Spaceballs.
6. That one Renoir Truffaut movie. I forget it's name, but it almost had a sex scene?
7. God, fucking Woody Allen movies. Just all of them.
8. All Part 2 Comic Book Films.
9. Futurama
10. I think the Coen Brothers are overrated.

Sam Witwicky Reviews FRIGHT NIGHT

Yo, me and my best friend, B (that shit's short for Bee-Umble Beezledabub), went to a $1 drive in and saw some shit called Fright Night and it was fucking dope, son.

The Many Faces of Jason Bateman

Jason Bateman is a guy who acts unflappable no matter what weird shit he hears. He might shoot back with a little jab at your idiocy, but it will be couched with such subtlety that you'll never know it. In real life you'd know it. If you were in a movie, you wouldn't know it though. If you were a character in a movie. If you and Jason Bateman were making a documentary, I think you'd know it. A documentary is a different kind of movie where stuff is real.

Jason Bateman is the Patrick Bateman of Batemans. In real life. Patrick Bateman is the Patrick Bateman of fiction.

Internet List: The Greatest Movie Romances of All Time

Almost every film is a love story of some sort. Whether romance is the film's main thrust or just something that rewards a hero for fighting aliens so hard, 99% of the films we see end with someone kissing some other person, and we love it.

But romance is often more complicated than that. A kiss can mean anything. Real feelings of affection are much harder to bring to the screen than people realize. Here is a list of movie romances that really make the grade.

Why SONS OF ANARCHY is Overrated

So I'm watching this show called Sons of Anarchy because really smart people on the Internet talk all the time about how good it is. But it's not good. It's really stupid show about stupid people being stupid.

A Rebuttal to FILM CRITIC HULK's Essay on Post-Modernism

For those of you who don't know, there's a really great writer out there named FILM CRITIC HULK. Recently, FILM CRITIC HULK wrote an essay on post-modernism and whether or not it even exists. You should go read it. 

The Many Faces of Jason Statham

Of all today's action heroes, none fill the role as effortlessly as one Mr. Jason Statham. Statham came to us in the age of Action Pussies thanks to his steely stare and intelligent charisma, yet he remains with us in our current Musclebound Rebound Age because he's fully capable of kicking ass with boobs that are big but don't jiggle.

Internet List: My Favorite Things About GAME OF THRONES

Prompted by the truly great HBO series, I decided to read all the Game of Throne books. And boy oh boy, do I love them. Here are my ten favorite things about the series so far...